How Life Should Be

I think the life cycle is all backwards.You should start out dead; just get it right out of the way.

You wake up in a senior care facility and start feeling better every day.

You get kicked out of there for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch and a hell of a party on your first day.

Then, you work 30 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink, you party, you're promiscuous and then you get ready for High School.

After High School, you go to Junior High, then Grade School. You become a kid, you play or nap all day and you have no responsibilities.

You become a baby with no cares whatsoever.

Then, you spend the last 9 months of your life floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa treatments, room service on tap and larger living quarters everyday ... And finally ...

You finish off as an orgasm!

It would be so much better that way ... Because this getting old ....

Just sucks!